• Gina Vernon

Take 24

If I'm such a great catch, why isn't anyone holding their arms out for me? 🤔 Maybe I'm not throwing the right stuff? Maybe I'm not throwing anything? 🤷🏽‍♀️ Meh. It is what it is. 🤔 I wonder why Wilma never got out of her bed to open the door for Fred when he was yelling her name & banging on the door? You don't think she & Barney & Betty finished without Fred? 🤷🏽‍♀️ Possible. 🤔 Why do we drive on parkways & park on driveways? 🤔 And who had a crush on me in the 6th grade? Why did he & everybody keep it a secret? He could've been my sweet baboo. 🤔 How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? 🤷🏽‍♀️ I stopped counting after 2. 🤔 Who let the dogs out? 🤔 Are you there, God? It's me Margret. 🤔 Why should I want to slap my mama? You made the worst meal I've ever tasted! Come here. Let me slap you! Wait. 🤔 Did that bitch ever get to the end of that boring ass story she was telling me? 🤷🏽‍♀️ I wasn't paying attention.

This is the shit that goes through my head when people are boring me.

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I just wish we could stay on the phone a long time like she does with everyone else. I guess we're not close. Gah, I wish we were close. I've seen people have close relationships with their parents. T




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